Enid's house should be on this block.
(while looking through the glove compartment) How do you know where Enid lives?
I took a look at her personnel file, that's how.
Then I guess you don't want to know any super cool secret facts about Enid, like her favorite color?
(stops the van, looks out the window) K.O., I think this is it!
(gasps) Look, here she comes!
Wait, she's not stopping.
Whoa! Enid's going trick-or-treating without us?
Enid's mom is...a hot vampire?
And her dad is a hot werewolf?
Enid's parents are ninjas and monsters?
I don't think they're ninjas.
But, why would Enid lie to us?
(suddenly appearing at the window) 'Cause it's none of your business, you goons.
Shh! You guys need to get out of here.
You said your parents were busy ninjas, but they were just kissing and aren't ninjas.
My family is embarrassing and I like to keep my private life private. So, you need to go before they see you and--
WWilhamena
(arrives at the window) Enid! You have guests! Please join us for dinner.
KOK.O. and Rad
We'd love to!
Dendy! Dendy, Dendy, Dendy, Dendy! We got... we got problems!
Hmm. I understand your predicament. (pointing to Gar) Mr. Gar here is overcompensating for his receding hairline with muscles.
(pointing to Rad) Rad is pretending to be super macho, even though he's a big softy.
(embarrassed) Th-That's not true!
(pointing to the broken mop) We have a cleaning apparatus with a tacky design.
(pointing to Enid who is acting indifferent while picking her nose) Or perhaps, is it how Enid acts super cool because she's internally struggling with her identity.
(embarrassed and puffing her cheeks out) Uh, uh, uh... Absolutely not!
The dang mop is malfunctioning!
Okay, then I will trade you for your… Limited edition Cowboy Darrell!
(Laughs) No way! He’s, like, the rarest villain card I own!
That is not true. You also have… [points to the Shadowy Figure Pow Card] this one!
Oh. Um, yeah… [tries to hide that Pow Card] I forgot.
Shadowy Figure never did return after last time, did he?
I think we’ve seen the last of him. Uh, what if I trade you… [tries to trade one of his Pow Cards]
And what of your… turbonic form?
Y-you mean T.K.O.? Well, I guess he’s still inside me somewhere? I-I don’t like thinking about it.
CClassmate
Everybody pipe down, will ya?! I think teach is comin-- [Miss Quantum slams the door on the kid]
QMiss Quantum
Morning, class. Everyone have a good weekend?
CClassmates
Yes, Miss Quantum.
QMiss Quantum
Well, that's great, ‘cause I spent mine failing all of your quizzes again! [tosses the quizzes] What is wrong with all of you?! Did any of you even try?
QMiss Quantum
Okay, that’s fine. You kids think you’re just too clever for quizzes. Well, in that case, I’ll be looking forward to all your brilliant submissions to this year’s… [pulls out a laser gun and blasts words on the chalkboard] Mystery Science Fair 201X! [The title card appears and the chalkboard falls]
NNanini
[raises hand] But, Miss Quantum, I thought you--
QMiss Quantum
What have I told you about raising your hand? [Nanini raises her hand] Yes, Nanini?
NNanini
I thought you said the science fair was optional.
QMiss Quantum
Oh! Oh, I did say that, didn’t I? [breathes fire] Well, I changed my mind! You are all now required to submit a project for the fair… by tomorrow!
GGenesis
That’s so unfair! There’s not enough time!
QMiss Quantum
Oh, quit your boo-hooin’ and get crackin’. Unless, of course, you’d rather be suspended from school like poor Lil’ Bobo out there.
BBobo
Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo.
QMiss Quantum
The winner will receive a blue ribbon and extra credit. [shows a hologram of a blue ribbon] But I must warn you, I’m not easily impressed. Dendy. [glares at Dendy] Now get to work!
Do not worry, K.O.. I have the perfect idea for our project.
Oh, Dendy! What’s it gonna be about?
(crying) Dendy, why?! [sobs and sniffles]
(sighs) Allow me to explain. [shows a demonstration of their science fair] You, K.O., are the only person I know with the ability to harness energy as T.K.O.! If I could identify what it is exactly that triggers your turbonic transformation, it’d be a scientific breakthrough!
But it’s scary bein’ T.K.O.! I lose all control! (gasps) What if I hurt someone again?! What if I hurt you?!
Oh, K.O., I assure you [opens locker] we will be perfectly safe in a controlled environment, using only state-of-the art equipment. Now, please, step inside.
Mm! Okay, Dendy, I trust you. [steps inside the locker] Just no needles or anything, okay?
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
(sighs) Here we are again, fearing for our lives, framing-- [Grabs the helmet] gah-- junk. I like hanging out with you all the time, but don’t you ever feel… trapped?
Speak for yourself! Despite the couple wackos, this place rules! Plus, it’s like the easiest job in the world!
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
Is it, though?
Yeah! Everything’s easy with you around! Now, let’s get to work… after I take a nap.
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
Huh? [Brandon hops on the counter with newspapers to nap.] Now? [Brandon snores] But we gotta frame Mad Sam’s helmet! I just don’t get paid enough for any of this! Look at him… so peaceful. Not a care in the world. Must be nice to be so willfully complacent. Huh?
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
"25 more pennies an hour"? This could be just what I need to get out of this funk. Watching Brandon sleep can be fun sometimes, but maybe it’s time for me to move up in the world! Sorry, Brandon, but I’ve gotta get that job!
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
Well, let’s see. Special skills. Uh… Framing proficien--Ugh, no, that’s dumb. Does magic count as a special skill? [A clang sound is heard.] Maybe I should-- [Another clang sound is heard.] Wha-- [And another. RMS' head is enveloped in purple flames.] Ooh, my geez, why?! What are you doing?!
I’m trying to get Mad Sam’s helmet in this display case. [Slams the helmet]
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
Ugh! [Brandon slams again] You’re driving me nuts! Brandon, my dude, I love you, but I’m so glad I’m applying for a new job.
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
Yep! And with the extra 25 pennies a week, it’ll only take me, like… 2,000 years to become a millionaire! And once I have that much money, I’ll be able to do the things I always dreamed of.
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
Ahh!
So you’re just gonna turn your back on all the cool stuff we do here? Like when we duct-taped each other to the walls? Or that time I took all your bones and hid them around the store.
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
I didn’t like when you did that! I need my bones.
Well, what about the time we thought we were level 100 and fought Big Darrell. [Imagines fighting Big Darrell]
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
That was K.O..
Okay, well, still… our jobs are great! Think about how sweet our future will be, working here together, forever. [Echos] Forever… forever… forever.
CWCrinkly Wrinkly and Brandon
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
RMA Real Magic Skeleton
(shudders) [He checks his phone to see Drupe messaging him.] Mm. Come on. Drupe picked up some sour candy.
Oh, whoo! Whoo, whoo, whoo!
Stupid mobile suburbs! [He and Red enter Rumble Range] Now that we’re out of that maze, there’s no way I’ll lose. [Catches up to Red]
RARed Action
Man, you must like the taste of my dust!
[Licks the dust] Not bad. Could use some more debris an-- Hey! (grumbles) I’ll show you! [Tries to move his stick-shift higher] No! I’m already going as fayste as I can! [Slowing down] We’re already going through Rumble Range! At this rate, Red’s gonna win. Eh. What the-- [Sees the Dendysoft Help System] I don’t remember adding this. [Pushes a button where a holographic form of Dendy appears.]
Aah! Demon! Don’t eat-- Dendy?!
A facsimile of Dendy, and as such, I’m programmed to help in a variety of ways.
You snuck into my van and messed with my stuff?!
I don’t want your help! [Smashes the help system] I just gotta… um… That’s it! The volcano! While she’s comin’ round the mountain, I’ll be going over it. I’m a smart booooooy! [Drives to the volcano]
Time to fly. Launching the Rad Wing. [The wing, which is just a giant paper airplane, replaces the rocket launcher. Flies over the volcano.] Engaging thrusters. Y-e-e-es! I did it! I-- [The thruster burns the wing.] Noooooooooo! [The van falls into the volcano, plummeting to the lava.] Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Perhaps I can be of assistance.
Demon! Dendy? How long have you been there?
[grabs Dendy] Well, don’t just sit there adorably. Help!
Oh, Dendy, I shouldn’t have refused your help before. And now it’s my fault we’re gonna take a lava bath. I’ll do anything to atone.
Stick your finger in the ignition.
No, Radicles. You can use your beam power to fuel the zero-point energy engine I secretly installed.
Oh, okay. That makes sense. [Takes off the keys and stick his finger to the ignition and uses his beam power. The van levitates away from the lava.] I did it! I did it, I did it, I did it!
Aren’t you forgetting something?
Oh, yeah. Y-You, uh… helped.
(gasps deeply) [Drives around the volcano] But there’s no way we’ll catch up! [His van flies through]
That’s not entirely true.
[Waves flags] Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
I may have made some more secret mods to your van. [Pushes the faystest button to upgrade Rad’s van.]
I had counted on you accepting my help much sooner!
[Takes off sunglasses] Rad!
EKEnid, K.O., and Red Action
Whew!
Do not worry, Radicles. We will repair your van. Besides, you won the race.
No, Dendy. We won. Did we-- Did we blow up the bodega?
[Whispering] Shh! Don’t draw attention to us.
FAFour Arms
It's hideous!
Huh? Who are all these guys?
They must be heroes that couldn't escape Strike's…strike. Let's keep moving.
FAFour Arms
Man, if Strike X'ed all these guys, he must be may stronger than I thought.
If all these heroes couldn't stop him, what could the three of us possibly do?
RRaven
[off-screen] Do what he isn't expecting, and go to his lair.
That's a great idea, Garnet!
I didn't say anything, K.O.
FAFour Arms
Dude, did that honestly sound like my voice to you?
[gasps as he sees her stuck to the wall] A hero!
[runs over and tries to get her unstuck] You've got X'ed by Strike, but you can still talk and stuff?
RRaven
I got protection spell off just before he X'ed me. [Garnet punches the wall with her gauntlet, freeing her] Thanks…you?
FAFour Arms
Four Arms -- and Ben -- and, like, a bunch of other guys, too --
[covers Four Arms' mouth] We need to know who you are and what this place is.
RRaven
I'm part of a group of superheroes called the Teen Titans. My name's Raven. Uh, excuse me? ["Magician" changes to "half-Azarathian, half-demon sorceress"] That's better. Before I got X'ed out, I learned this used to be a great city of heroes, but Strike appeared and stole everyone's powers. He was still hungry, so he started summoning heroes from other dimensions to destroy. If we don't stop him, there'll be no heroes left…anywhere.
But why would he do something so cob-darn awful?
RRaven
Eh, it's his thing. It's what he does. He's like evil, you know pure evil or whatever.
FAFour Arms
Seems like this dude always has the element of surprise.
Maybe we should surprise him, and ambush him at his lair.
RRaven
That was literally the first thing I said.
RRaven
Eh, I don't know. I was having such a great time as a lifeless statue.
[hugs Raven joyfully] Ooh, a new friend! You can be the brains of our team.
Hey, Raven? Where is this evil lair anyway?
RRaven
Over there -- the giant fortress just past the impassable chasm.
RRaven
Ehh. Still smarter than Beast Boy.
