Alright, Harold, your first phone number. You should get this framed.
Already had it photocopied.
S1Party Gong
This party is gonna be awesome. Your mom will never know about it and Pete will never know what kissed him.
BBeth
What? What did you just say?
Pete will never know what hit him.
S1O'Grady Idol
Look what you did, Abby. This string was the last straw... that you broke... which was the last... straw. You know what I mean!
See anyone look up?
No, did you?
No, truce?
Truce.
I call roof.
I call fire escape. Roof's that way.
Fire escape's that way. I got the fire escape!
I got the roof!
See ya tomorrow!
Good luck!
S1Magnets
JHJamaican Hippie
Will you be a witness to my poem?
[confused] What?
JHJamaican Hippie
[talking while making spastic physical movements] "Earth now in confusion with form as I walk.
Oh, you're asking me what I thought? I thought that was part of the poem. [imitates Jamaican Hippie and using similar physical movements] You...are...a...walking...stereotype...The...sixties...called,...They...want...their...hat... back!
JHJamaican Hippie
Thank you for your honesty. [grabs Abby's hand] You are my new Muse!
Okay, no touching, but we do except tips!
Kevin, what are you doing?!
I'm eating!
Off the floor?!
What? It's not dirty unless it stays there for like an hour (eats food from the floor)
Kevin, you are so disgusting!
Mmmm, turkey!
They don't even serve turkey here!
They don't?
No, spit it out!
Okay, (spits into his hand)
Eww, not in front of me!
Okay, I'll just put it back into my mouth (puts it back into his mouth)
Eww!
That's good turkey!
S1Sign Language
MDr. Myers
Wow, Kevin! How do you get the street signs to obey you? Show me your mastery!
Well, Dr. Myers, you just ask them.
MDr. Myers
Is that all?
Yeah, well, they're public service signs, they're here to help.
GCGym Coach
Well Abby, without you, we actually won a game of softball!
S1Bubble Heads
KSKevin's Bubble
Who else beside Harold is your friend?
I got lots of friends!
KSKevin's Bubble
Like who? Your dolls?
[pops bubble] Shut up!
KSKevin's Bubble
[laughs] You still play with dolls!
[swats bubble away] No I don't! Those are action figures!
KSKevin's Bubble
Yeah, whatever man.
Wow Iris, you must really like pudding!
IIris
No, I just like to lick spoons.
S1Robo-Babies
BBeth
You know, I read somewhere that certain people have psychological disorders that make them hate their own babies.
Beth!
BBeth
Oh no, I didn't mean you, I meant her.
OGOther girl
Hey!
BBeth
I didn't really mean you.
BBeth
So for awhile I was thinking the weirdness was that there was no weirdness, which would totally be the weirdest weirdness ever, right?
S1Sugar Hill
[to Harold]
PPhillip
No one gets between me and my Lingonberry, no one, no one.
MDr. Myers
You're very good at this Phillip, very creepy.
Hey, Abby, can I borrow your cell phone?
[Abby hands Kevin her cell phone]
Who are you calling?
Pizza place.
But we're in the pizza place.
Yeah, I'd like a pizza for delivery. Abby, do you want anything?
I'll have mushrooms on it but wh-
I'll have one half mushroom, half plain
Wait, you're using my minutes because you're too lazy to get up and walk to the counter?
Yeah. Oh, I'm over at the booth in the corner, I'm waving my hand.
I want a soda.
Okay, bye. [hangs up]
Kevin, I wanted a soda.
Abby, the counter's right there, just get up and get it.
S1Old Cold
You know Beth, I've always admired you.
BBeth
Really?
I believe that one day you're gonna change the world in a small, almost insignificant way.
BBeth
Hmm, Thanks! I think.
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