Kevin
Hey, Abby, can I borrow your cell phone?
[Abby hands Kevin her cell phone]
Abby
Who are you calling?
Kevin
Pizza place.
Abby
But we're in the pizza place.
Kevin
Yeah, I'd like a pizza for delivery. Abby, do you want anything?
Abby
I'll have mushrooms on it but wh-
Kevin
I'll have one half mushroom, half plain
Abby
Wait, you're using my minutes because you're too lazy to get up and walk to the counter?
Kevin
Yeah. Oh, I'm over at the booth in the corner, I'm waving my hand.
Abby
I want a soda.
Kevin
Okay, bye. [hangs up]
Abby
Kevin, I wanted a soda.
Kevin
Abby, the counter's right there, just get up and get it.
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