Harold quotes from O'Grady

Kevin

Alright, Harold, your first phone number. You should get this framed.

Harold

Already had it photocopied.

Old Harold

You know Beth, I've always admired you.

Really?

Old Harold

I believe that one day you're gonna change the world in a small, almost insignificant way.

Hmm, Thanks! I think.

Kevin

[about secluded location] Perfect place just to hang out!

Harold

Or make out.

Abby

Don't even think about it.

Kevin

Oh please.

Harold

Alright, just sayin'.

Kevin

I am not making out with Abby.

Abby

Ew! I would make out with Harold before I'd make out with Kevin!

Kevin

I would make out with Harold before I would make out with Abby!

How come no one wants to make out with me?

Abby

Whatever, none of us are making out!

Harold

This is uncomfortable sexual tension happening in this van..

O'Grady got all Hollywood.

Harold

I know! I've already had my right arm in three scenes!

Abby

Oh my God, Harold, I saw your arm, it looked really good.

Abby

Hey, why is Phillip passed out on the sidewalk out front?

Harold

He's on his break.

Harold

[after spitting out the bad slice of pizza] I don't know what this is, but it ain't no damn pizza! Where's the sauce?! Where's the greasy cheese?! Where's the peppero-WHAT THE?!

Hehe, you're freaking out!

Harold

Move, move over!

Whoa!