Abby quotes from O'Grady

Abby

This party is gonna be awesome. Your mom will never know about it and Pete will never know what kissed him.

What? What did you just say?

Abby

Pete will never know what hit him.

Kevin

See anyone look up?

Abby

No, did you?

Kevin

No, truce?

Abby

Truce.

Kevin

I call roof.

Abby

I call fire escape. Roof's that way.

Kevin

Fire escape's that way. I got the fire escape!

Abby

I got the roof!

Kevin

See ya tomorrow!

Abby

Good luck!

Will you be a witness to my poem?

Abby

[confused] What?

[talking while making spastic physical movements] "Earth now in confusion with form as I walk.

Abby

Oh, you're asking me what I thought? I thought that was part of the poem. [imitates Jamaican Hippie and using similar physical movements] You...are...a...walking...stereotype...The...sixties...called,...They...want...their...hat... back!

Thank you for your honesty. [grabs Abby's hand] You are my new Muse!

Abby

Okay, no touching, but we do except tips!

Abby

Kevin, what are you doing?!

Kevin

I'm eating!

Abby

Off the floor?!

Kevin

What? It's not dirty unless it stays there for like an hour (eats food from the floor)

Abby

Kevin, you are so disgusting!

Kevin

Mmmm, turkey!

Abby

They don't even serve turkey here!

Kevin

They don't?

Abby

No, spit it out!

Kevin

Okay, (spits into his hand)

Abby

Eww, not in front of me!

Kevin

Okay, I'll just put it back into my mouth (puts it back into his mouth)

Abby

Eww!

Kevin

That's good turkey!

Abby

Wow Iris, you must really like pudding!

No, I just like to lick spoons.

You know, I read somewhere that certain people have psychological disorders that make them hate their own babies.

Abby

Beth!

Oh no, I didn't mean you, I meant her.

Hey!

I didn't really mean you.

Kevin

Hey, Abby, can I borrow your cell phone?

Abby

Who are you calling?

Kevin

Pizza place.

Abby

But we're in the pizza place.

Kevin

Yeah, I'd like a pizza for delivery. Abby, do you want anything?

Abby

I'll have mushrooms on it but wh-

Kevin

I'll have one half mushroom, half plain

Abby

Wait, you're using my minutes because you're too lazy to get up and walk to the counter?

Kevin

Yeah. Oh, I'm over at the booth in the corner, I'm waving my hand.

Abby

I want a soda.

Kevin

Okay, bye. [hangs up]

Abby

Kevin, I wanted a soda.

Kevin

Abby, the counter's right there, just get up and get it.

Kevin

[about secluded location] Perfect place just to hang out!

Harold

Or make out.

Abby

Don't even think about it.

Kevin

Oh please.

Harold

Alright, just sayin'.

Kevin

I am not making out with Abby.

Abby

Ew! I would make out with Harold before I'd make out with Kevin!

Kevin

I would make out with Harold before I would make out with Abby!

How come no one wants to make out with me?

Abby

Whatever, none of us are making out!

Harold

This is uncomfortable sexual tension happening in this van..

Kevin

So how's she taking it?

Abby

Um, yeah pretty well. I just wouldn't mention S-P-I-N-A-C-H.

Kevin

Spine ache?

Abby

Spinach!

Aaah!

O'Grady got all Hollywood.

Harold

I know! I've already had my right arm in three scenes!

Abby

Oh my God, Harold, I saw your arm, it looked really good.

There's an old saying, Abby. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. See you at practice tomorrow girls. (to Heather) Heather!

Abby

Freak.

Yeah.

Abby

What did she mean by that enemies closer thing?

I think she meant quit.

Abby

Time!

16 seconds.

Abby

How is our relationship gonna move forward if we cannot expend more than 30 seconds together?

Umm, don't you have to have a relationship with someone before you can move forward?

Abby

Hey, why is Phillip passed out on the sidewalk out front?

Harold

He's on his break.

Abby

You're a lifeguard?

Kevin

Yea!

Abby

At this pool?

Kevin

Oh yeah, all summer long, baby!

Abby

Huh.

Kevin

What?

Abby

Oh, I was just wondering how this sounds; Welcome To Captain Frogurts, I'm so sorry for your lost.

Kevin

Oh you heard about that kid this morning?

I should probably thank you, ya know, for sitting there while I worked on my songs and all.

Abby

Heh, don't you mean for inspiring you?

Yeah, well...whatever you wanna call it

Abby

What about the dump?

Yeah...

Abby

And the underpass?

Yeah...

Abby

And the basement?

We did some pretty crazy stuff when we were kids, didn't we?

Abby

It was yesterday, Derrick.

I know...seems like yesterday...

Abby

That's 'cause it was.

I know...it totally seems like it.