Hey, why is Phillip passed out on the sidewalk out front?
He's on his break.
S2Frenched
You're a lifeguard?
Yea!
At this pool?
Oh yeah, all summer long, baby!
Huh.
What?
Oh, I was just wondering how this sounds; Welcome To Captain Frogurts, I'm so sorry for your lost.
Oh you heard about that kid this morning?
S2Big Jerk on Campus
[after spitting out the bad slice of pizza] I don't know what this is, but it ain't no damn pizza! Where's the sauce?! Where's the greasy cheese?! Where's the peppero-WHAT THE?!
PGPizza Guy
Hehe, you're freaking out!
Move, move over!
PGPizza Guy
Whoa!
DDerrick
I should probably thank you, ya know, for sitting there while I worked on my songs and all.
Heh, don't you mean for inspiring you?
DDerrick
Yeah, well...whatever you wanna call it
What about the dump?
DDerrick
Yeah...
And the underpass?
DDerrick
Yeah...
And the basement?
DDerrick
We did some pretty crazy stuff when we were kids, didn't we?
It was yesterday, Derrick.
DDerrick
I know...seems like yesterday...
That's 'cause it was.
DDerrick
I know...it totally seems like it.
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