Beth quotes from O'Grady

So for awhile I was thinking the weirdness was that there was no weirdness, which would totally be the weirdest weirdness ever, right?

Abby

This party is gonna be awesome. Your mom will never know about it and Pete will never know what kissed him.

What? What did you just say?

Abby

Pete will never know what hit him.

You know, I read somewhere that certain people have psychological disorders that make them hate their own babies.

Abby

Beth!

Oh no, I didn't mean you, I meant her.

Hey!

I didn't really mean you.

Old Harold

You know Beth, I've always admired you.

Really?

Old Harold

I believe that one day you're gonna change the world in a small, almost insignificant way.

Hmm, Thanks! I think.

Kevin

[about secluded location] Perfect place just to hang out!

Harold

Or make out.

Abby

Don't even think about it.

Kevin

Oh please.

Harold

Alright, just sayin'.

Kevin

I am not making out with Abby.

Abby

Ew! I would make out with Harold before I'd make out with Kevin!

Kevin

I would make out with Harold before I would make out with Abby!

How come no one wants to make out with me?

Abby

Whatever, none of us are making out!

Harold

This is uncomfortable sexual tension happening in this van..

Kevin

So how's she taking it?

Abby

Um, yeah pretty well. I just wouldn't mention S-P-I-N-A-C-H.

Kevin

Spine ache?

Abby

Spinach!

Aaah!

O'Grady got all Hollywood.

Harold

I know! I've already had my right arm in three scenes!

Abby

Oh my God, Harold, I saw your arm, it looked really good.

There's an old saying, Abby. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. See you at practice tomorrow girls. (to Heather) Heather!

Abby

Freak.

Yeah.

Abby

What did she mean by that enemies closer thing?

I think she meant quit.

Abby

Time!

16 seconds.

Abby

How is our relationship gonna move forward if we cannot expend more than 30 seconds together?

Umm, don't you have to have a relationship with someone before you can move forward?