You know what this place kinda reminds me of?
Let me guess, Blade Runner.
Yeah, exactly. I think Ridley Scott knew what the future was going to look like.
S3 E8Hardball
I get shot at, and you guys respond to it by doing math?
That's how we roll at CalSci.
Are the numbers supposed to be glowing at some point?
I have noticed that some expressions have a certain shimmering quality to them.
S3 E9Waste Not
Change is inevitable, and those who adapt most quickly are the most likely to survive.
S3 E10Brutus
Were I in a less ebullient frame of mind, I might very well just bop you in the nose.
I believe that's my copy of the Quarterly Review of Cosmology?
Yeah, it is ...
Why are we engaged in combat over it?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
No.
No one likes to hear I told you so.
A = B = C = D. It's like one of Charlie's equations ... I can't believe I just said that.
[Murderer wants to commit suicide by jumping off a roof]
Look at me, look at me. Carlos, look at me! I don't wanna do anything. Just wanna talk to you, okay? Give me two minutes, [then] go on you do whatever you got to do, okay?
CCarlos
[looks at him] Just talk?
Just wanna talk!
[Colby dashes after Carlos from the other side and pulls him back]
CCarlos
You lied to me!
David, apologize to the man for saving his life!
[to CIA agent] I just shot a man tonight! [referring to Brutus test subject]
CCIA Agent
[to Don] Yes, and your country thanks you. [sticks hand for shake]
[Eppes punches CIA Agent in the face]
I'd stay down unless you wanna get hit again.
S3 E11Killer Chat
Who ya gonna call?
Charlie.
[After giving Larry back his lucky T-shirt]
You're rocketing into space, Larry. There's no downside in packing a lucky shirt.
Well, it's only six months, though I will be traveling two hundred and fifty miles above the Earth at eighteen thousand miles an hour. It's only a phone call away ... albeit a very expensive phone call.
S3 E12Nine Wives
Hey ... so, we're gonna be back sometime Sunday night.
In time for dinner?
Well, it is a math conference at Stanford ... so chances are we may be a little late.
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