Looks like you jumped the gun Charlie, nobody's been shot yet.
S6 E1Hangman
You know, in some circles I'm considered very funny.
FBI circles?
SSniper
Don't get between Benjamin Pope and the bullet with his name on it.
S6 E2Friendly Fire
A CalSci tradition holds, that the only way, you can turn a paper in late, is to make your way through this tunnels and find the way to the professors office.
Are you sure your compass works?
Your handsome, you got a good job, there's no reason why you shouldn't have a girlfriend.
If you would take as much interest in your workload as you do in my love life, you would have catched Bin Laden and DB Cooper by now.
S6 E37 Men Out
What am I missing? Do I have to wait for Larry King?
The royal astronomical society published a paper recalculating the demise of the earth and shortening it's lifespan considerably.
We still got another 7,59 billion years.
I began looking for answers in the desert. [picks up mini zen garden]
That was on Larry's desk, right?
He's got me babysitting it.
S6 E4Where Credit's Due
GGirl
[seeing a wooden crate in the middle of newhere] That's weird!
BBoy
No, that's a wooden crate. What's weird is driving way up here to find it.
[comes into Charlie's office, closes the door and kisses him] This ring's got a funny effect on me.
You closed the door.
Yes, I did.
Did you lock the door? [Larry comes in]
S6 E5Hydra
[talking about how they can trace a car by it's sound] Now, all we have to do is filter out L.A.'s other 11.999.999 cars.
And a little luck wouldn't hurt.
When you get married in India you marry the entire family.
Somebody should tell Don.
S6 E6Dream Land
FAgent Floyd
Colby! That's my grandmother's name! Let's get going, then, shall we?
[Drags a still-in-shock Colby away]
Why do I feel like I'm in a Scooby-Doo cartoon?
Jinkies, Fred, I don't know.
S6 E7Shadow Markets
Tal Feigenbaum is easily as good a hacker as Augie.
Yeah, he's probably trying to ... decode the backdoor, too.
You know, what if he's not trying to hack Augie? I mean, what if he's trying to find him?
IRC. Internet Relay Chat. It's how hackers talk when they don't want to be overheard.
It's a pretty primitive chat program.
Think of it like shipping channels in the ocean. You can't see them until a boat cuts through the water leaving a wake. If two boats meet in the middle of the ocean to swap a load of illegal drugs, you have to catch them in real time, otherwise there's no evidence of the meeting left behind.
No names, no accounts, no records of exchange.
Well, how do they see each other?
Online names.
Okay, so what, we've got "the_fist", and, and ... what's Augie's?
[points at the website] "00zemeister". I'll set up an alarm to alert us if either name enters an IRC channel.
Can we see what they're saying?
In leetspeak. Luckily, I speak leet.
That's so hot!
All right, Feigenbaum's online!
I'll get Don.
What are they saying?
Okay. "I've got a surprise for you." "Funny, got one for you, too."
You got a trace?
Yeah, but they're probably bouncing around a hundred IPs. I mean, they'll be offline before we get a location.
"We should meet." "Ha ha. Touch my system and it will eat your young." Okay, that was Augie.
Okay, so Feigenbaum wants to meet.
Augie's rewriting his code.
Hey, you guys, wait. This is going to be over in a second.
Can we get a screenshot?
[Amita enters a series of commands]
Got it!
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