Megan Reeves[holding up a coffeebox used as a bioterrorism weapon] I love these. They make great lattes.
A character in Numb3rs
Played by Diane Farr
Numb3rs · 348 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Numb3rs: in 19 of its 348 quotes
Most scenes with: Larry Fleinhardt (6), David Sinclair (5), Don Eppes (4)
Megan Reeves[holding up a coffeebox used as a bioterrorism weapon] I love these. They make great lattes.
Megan ReevesSeven random freeway attacks and not one of them fits the profile of a random freeway attack? ... I mean, is it possible for something to be too random to be random?
Megan ReevesHugh Jackman in a Wolverine outfit. Now, that was hot.
Megan ReevesNaked carjacking. That's the worst kind.
So what does your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?
Megan ReevesAbout as much as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week.
Hey, Amita, do you remember that we were going to do that one thing earlier?
What thing?
That thing you said we needed to do. Let's go do it.
[Charlie and Amita leave]
Megan ReevesWhat was that?
Merely a very crude attempt at lending privacy.
What's the first thing a New Yorker notices about L.A.?
Megan ReevesNo good pizza.
Okay, what's the second thing?
Where'd you study?
Megan ReevesI teach Krav Maga at the Y.
Colby likes the boyfriend for it. (the murder)
Yeah? And why is that?
Guy claims he and Charlotte Daniels agreed not to have sex.
Megan ReevesAnd in Granger's mind that immediately makes him a suspect.
Megan ReevesWell, I didn't run away from home, but I didn't walk either. And unlike Crystal, I can live with all of my decisions. I don't even regret most of them. Does that make you uncomfortable?
[shaking his head] Look. I'm a man who lives in hotel rooms and sleeps on couches.
[Pauses]
Does that make you uncomfortable?
Megan ReevesNooo, I find it oddly attractive.
ugh You constantly put me in mind of the M57 Nebula, with these layers upon layers of endless complexities.
Megan ReevesYou know, I don't think I will ever tire of being compared to the M57 Nebula.
I should shut up, shouldn't I?
Megan ReevesNo-o, you should kiss me now.
...the spectral properties of supernova remnant 1713.7-3946... [OK, he means RX J1713.7-3946, and its spectral properties are not all that special. Wish they'd had an astrophysics consultant as well as a math consultant!]
I should shut up, shouldn't I?
Megan ReevesNo-o, you should kiss me now.
Megan ReevesTwenty minutes ago I was on the couch, watching Blazing Saddles in my pajamas. This better be good.
Oh, this is better than good.
Your red cowgirl PJs?
Megan Reeves[grins] Mmm-hmm.
Oh ... [stares into space, apparently contemplating the scene]
[to CIA agent] I just shot a man tonight! [referring to Brutus test subject]
[to Don] Yes, and your country thanks you. [sticks hand for shake]
[Eppes punches CIA Agent in the face]
Megan ReevesI'd stay down unless you wanna get hit again.
Do you think I need help?
Megan ReevesI don't think they've made the person yet who doesn't.
Charlie EppesDavid Krumholtz · 141 quotes
Larry FleinhardtPeter MacNicol · 89 quotes
Don EppesRob Morrow · 74 quotes
Alan EppesJudd Hirsch · 48 quotes
David SinclairAlimi Ballard · 47 quotes
Colby GrangerDylan Bruno · 45 quotes
Amita RamanujanNavi Rawat · 38 quotes
Nikki BetancourtSophina Brown · 14 quotes
Ian EdgertonLou Diamond Phillips · 10 quotes
Liz WarnerAya Sumika · 7 quotes
Marshell PentfieldColin Hanks · 5 quotes
Lt. Gary WalkerWill Patton · 4 quotes
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