[to Ian Edgerton] "What are you doing here?"
"I caught up with an escaped convict in Riverside, tonight I fly out of LAX to Oslo, fugitive stockbroker."
"So you came down here to taunt us with your lack of availability?"
S5 E1High Exposure
"I don't know if you guys need a tracker."
"A lot of innocent people up here, kids, families, hikers, puppies."
"You know the first time my wife and I took charlie to the pediatrician for an earache, he wouldn't let the doctor examine his ear because he thought the doctor just might see the thinking in his head. The doctor declared him the second most stubborn kid he'd ever met."
"and the first?"
"Let me guess, Don?"
"You got it."
[to man with rifle] "You might miss, I won't!"
S5 E2Decoy Effect
Listen, Charlie, when you're dealing with the Government, it doesn't hurt to have more than just the facts on your side.
The perp fled in a brown truck,... flower truck or bread truck.
Stolen, right?
Unless we're looking at a gang of rough bakers.
S5 E3Blowback
I gotta go.
Clearance or no clearance, he still knows how to make an exit.
[about Colby sleeping with a suspect] Screwing up is leaving your gun in the bathroom. This is messed up!
You know, the LAPD is a fascinating organization; they invented SWAT, they invented community policing, the DARE program...
LLarry
Not to mention Joe Friday
Oh yeah, he's from Dragnet, right?
Yeah, and you know, his badge number, 714? It's been retired, no officer can wear it.
LLarry
That's odd, that's the same number stamped on US-made Quaalude tablets.
(awkward pause)
LLarry
It's not really relevant how I know that
S5 E4Jack of All Trades
GGirl
Will you take a picture of me and my friends?
No. But I'll take your camera.
Charlie, don't move, don't move. His head was like this. You make a terrible assistant.
[to Charlie] It must feel good to be legit again.
Morning, sunshine. Are we Kelli Rand fans or what?
What is this? She waits till now to get interesting. That's awesome.
S5 E5Scan Man
Check this out! Two men died for a truckload of empty boxes.
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