What's he want with this little girl?
RRachel
Most likely, his 73rd wife.
S3 E12Nine Wives
MFDr. Millie Finch
This bull's got problems.
S3 E13Finders Keepers
I gotta tell ya, from a mathematical standpoint the designs for this yacht are absolutley amazing. It almost has me thinking about getting back into my fluid dynamics work again.
Oh. I mean, abandon your cognitive emergence theory.
I said "almost".
Oh, good, because I remember the damage some of those fluid dynamics experiments did on the pond in the backyard.
Oh, all the koi lived.
S3 E14Take Out
Do you think I need help?
I don't think they've made the person yet who doesn't.
So where's all the money go?
Most of the money stays in Mexico.
Death Squad Retirement fund.
[seeing Charlie in his tux] Nice. Very ... ah ...
James Bond?
No.
Yeah, no, I didn't think so either.
MFDr. Mildred Finch
In Antarctica we were used to doing everything very quietly. It's like a big library ... with penguins.
You save all the dirty jobs for yourself.
I do what has to be done – it's not like I like doing the dirty work.
Since when did you become my conscience?
Around the same time we started making out.
My circle tangent joke went right over the senator's head.
S3 E15End of Watch
Byzantines fighting side by side with Cowboys and Indians?
I had an imaginative childhood.
S3 E16Contenders
[showing his laptop monitor to David and Colby] Now, this is Professor Stanley Novich, and this is where the door to his lab used to be.
What do you mean, "used to be"?
I had one of my Dad's contractor friends bring in a crew last night. They drywalled his doorway, they painted it to match the wall. [sniggers]
The dude has always made me crazy. Ever know anyone like that?
Well, you know Charlie, right?
S3 E17One Hour
You want to feel better? Take a pill. You want to get right? Face the truth.
Coffee?
Ah, yeah. Er, no. Yeah, sure.
Maybe decaf.
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