S3 E1 Spree
Well, I didn't run away from home, but I didn't walk either. And unlike Crystal, I can live with all of my decisions. I don't even regret most of them. Does that make you uncomfortable?
[shaking his head] Look. I'm a man who lives in hotel rooms and sleeps on couches.
[Pauses]
Does that make you uncomfortable?
Nooo , I find it oddly attractive.
ugh You constantly put me in mind of the M57 Nebula, with these layers upon layers of endless complexities.
You know, I don't think I will ever tire of being compared to the M57 Nebula.
I should shut up, shouldn't I?
No-o , you should kiss me now.
You kiddin' me? Fleinhardt and Megan?
Yeah, man, for about, uh, a few weeks now.
Can't believe she didn't tell me.
Charlie rambling about maths, Don looking slightly dazed.
Anyone else following this?
You just nodd your head and wait for the punchline.
LF Dr. Larry Fleinhart
...the spectral properties of supernova remnant 1713.7-3946... [OK, he means RX J1713.7-3946, and its spectral properties are not all that special. Wish they'd had an astrophysics consultant as well as a math consultant!]
I should shut up, shouldn't I?
No-o , you should kiss me now.
S3 E3 Provenance
There was a girl, once upon a time.
S3 E4 The Mole
I'm using differential equations to perfect the chocolate chip cookie.
[takes a bite of a cookie] Needs bigger chips.
[on highway attacks not being random] What about meteors?
No, Larry. Not even the FBI can stop meteors.
Well, not yet, maybe ... but ...
Seven random freeway attacks and not one of them fits the profile of a random freeway attack? ... I mean, is it possible for something to be too random to be random?
Larry, is everything all right?
Everything? Well, I'm not sure that I can account for the state of all matter, but ...
You know exactly what I'm talking about! Stop trying to Fleinhardt your way around answering me!
S3 E6 Longshot
You decided that maybe you were too old to be making out in the backseat of a car?
Also ... car ... no backseat.
Actually, I may have before me a problem that cannot be drummed away.
She's ... she's exiting and she's beautiful, and this thing that is between us, it's beginning to affect my work!
What is going on between you two?
[stresses every single word] I have not the slightest idea!
Well, you never worked well with emotionally uncertainty!
You think that's it? You think that a emotional uncertainty lies at the heart of all this?
Really, I'm not as familiar with that side of you.
[sighs] No ... nor, it seems, am I.
S3 E7 Blackout
[Larry and Charlie are arguing]
[slaps Larry's hand] Don't touch it.
Don't go all Isaac Newton on me.
Twenty minutes ago I was on the couch, watching Blazing Saddles in my pajamas. This better be good.
Oh, this is better than good.
Oh ... [stares into space, apparently contemplating the scene]
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