[running through the CalSci campus in swimming trunks] Eureka! It's Archimedes all over again!
S2 E18All's Fair
What is wrong with you? Amita is beautiful, this girl's a stunner; what do you need?
I think he just wants to be the cutest in bed.
S2 E19Dark Matter
Hey, Amita, do you remember that we were going to do that one thing earlier?
What thing?
That thing you said we needed to do. Let's go do it.
[Charlie and Amita leave]
What was that?
Merely a very crude attempt at lending privacy.
S2 E20Guns and Roses
Charlie, look. If I'm gonna rule her death a homicide, I need more than skating metaphors.
S2 E21Rampage
I'm cool until everything quiets down. Then it's like my head is a bad neighborhood to be in.
What's the first thing a New Yorker notices about L.A.?
No good pizza.
Okay, what's the second thing?
We're gonna need the surveillance footage and some tripods, a laser pointer ... and we're gonna need string.
String?
Lots of string.
I realize the only thing I'm really afraid of is being afraid again.
KSKoketsu Sensei
Where'd you study?
I teach Krav Maga at the Y.
David Sinclair What're we gonna to do about it?
I guess that depends on how many beers we've got left in that bag.
CECharlie Eppes
Hey, where the hell did evidence response put the sugar?
S2 E22Backscatter
Oh, by the way ... Larry called, from his string theory conference. He was confused about something.
What, his-his double special relativity theory?
No. Whether he was in St. Louis or Cleveland.
[sighs] He's so geographically challenged. Where is his conference?
Minneapolis.
[after David Sinclair was shot] He says to tell you he wants back ASAP, and that no, I can't have his desk.
I tried something a little unorthodox. I consulted a mathematician.
Hey Chuck you need some help back there? C'mon Susie Homemaker, we're ready to eat.
If you call me Chuck one more time I swear,
Yeah alright how 'bout "Chucky"?
Chucky, how about I call you "Donald"?
How about I called you "nerd"?
S2 E23Undercurrents
[panting from chasing after a suspect] Why do they always run?
'Cause we wear suits, man. You always figure you can outrun a guy in a suit.
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