So, Larry, what are you going to do with all of your stuff?
Oh, I don't know. Hey, you can take home your dinnerware if you want.
S2 E10Bones of Contention
There's a symmetry to my chaos.
Hey boys, how we doing? What's for breakfast?
Toast and tori.
Tori? What do you mean, that looks like Cheerio's.
Tori, plural of torus. A shape with a hole in it.
Well, topologically speaking.
Mind if I have a rectangle?
S2 E11Scorched
[Larry and Charlie are in the tub fully clothed, conducting an experiment]
No, I don't want to know what's going on.
I still have to take a shower.
[Larry holds up the hose]
No.
S2 E12The O.G.
It's okay. He's a mathematician. He speaks his own language.
S2 E13Double Down
You're ruining the game for the schmucks who play it to enjoy.
Yeah, well, those are the schmucks who should stick to slot machines.
S2 E14Harvest
[at sea, doing experiments] I'm going to go search for some dramamine.
S2 E15The Running Man
[after realizing where a thief would strike] my LIGO lab?
S2 E16Protest
Commie!
G-Man!
S2 E17Mind Games
What flavor of crazy Kool-Aid do they make you drink before you join the physics department?
VBVictor Borrego
You – you think I had something to do with this? Are you kidding?
No, I got a whole 'nother kidding face.
We can only see the universe through the limited prism of our senses.
All right, let's all sit down around a Ouija board and try to solve P vs. NP once and for all.
S2 E18All's Fair
Nine! Nine! Nine!
Back off, Rain man.
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