Numb3rs · Season 2
Who made this?
Me. Why?
Well, the wings are a bit thin.
Hey, wait, wait, let me see this.
Forgive me if all my years in advanced applied mathematics take issues with that assessment.
Well, forgive me if all my years in high school detention say I'm right.
[holding up a coffeebox used as a bioterrorism weapon] I love these. They make great lattes.
Dad would be so happy if we married a doctor.
Yeah, well, Dad would be happy if I married someone with a pulse.
The only keg party I ever threw [in college], he stole the keg.
You know, Don, you and I are very alike. We are both focused on large possibly unattainable goals. Me trying to explain the workings of the universe ...
And what am I doing? Trying to take all those unworkable workings and put them in jail. Yeah, good luck to both of us.
Wisdom and genius: rarely present in equal abundance.
(Reffering to Marshall Penfeild) What the Hell is that son of a bitch doing here?
What's the deal? There are more people here in the middle of the night than at ten in the morning. It's like the FBI.
Curiosity. Not good for cats, great for scientists.
I need the fastest way to the computer lab.
I know a shortcut through Metallurgy.
Is that the kind of stuff you talk about with Megan at lunch?
Wait, hold on. You and Megan went out to lunch?
Please tell me you ordered something other than white food.
This was a meal shared by two inquisitive minds in an intellectual pursuit.
Of course it was, like all of your lunches with David. Oh, and with Colby.
A gamma ray burst will release more energy in ten seconds than the sun will ever emit in its ten billion year lifespan.
I got it, what's the Hulk's real name?
Um, Bruce Banner.
That's right. Didn't gamma rays turn him into the Hulk?
[ignoring them] They come from the farthest ends of the universe, and after 45 years, we're still uncertain of their origin.
And?
And we're closer to an answer on that than the three of you will ever get on this.
[Larry leaves]
Charlie Eppes Megan ...
... and Larry.
Now, there's an image.
[referring to Ian Edgerton] They say that guy's the bastard son of Clint Eastwood and Yoda.
[referring to Colby's Fasination with Ian Edgerton] I'll get you an autograph.
Please tell me that the food will be a color other than white.
My predilection to white food is not pathological ...
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