[discussing the force majeure clause in the partnership contract] But there's gotta be a statute of limitation on this.
There is no statute of limitation for being a back-stabbing asshole.
S2 E9Rose & Raven Rosenberg
Fine, but it won't be a mole removal. You want out? It's gonna get invasive. I get the furniture which I picked out for the waiting room, the anesthesia machine. And Liz.
Look, what's happened between the three of you is painful. But we can fix this.
Your mother slept with my best friend, and you were the result, and I didn't know for 17 years, so stop defending them!
Yeah, and my mother is sleeping in a hotel because you kicked her out, and I can hear you crying through the walls at night, so don't you dare scream at me!
[discussing Julia] Do you want to be with her now?
Thought about it.
Do you think Matt looks like you?
Yes.
When you masturbate, do you ever think about her?
Yes.
Did you ever ask her to not marry me?
No.
Did you want to?
Yes.
I think you're forgetting how we met. You paid for my tray at the cafeteria and then begged me to tutor you up to a 'B' in microbiology.
And that tutoring bumped your 'A-' to an 'A', doctor. You have never appreciated my contribution to this partnership.
So I have your ineptitude to thank?
No, you have my 10-inch dick to thank. Surgery is the one place where you're more of a man than I am. And you need to be better because somewhere in your twisted brian, you think that's what keeps Julia. So you work hard and you focus. And for all your bullshit about carrying me, you've never been able to leave. You can't do this without me.
[to Christian] Fine. Raise Matt. I spent 17 years trying to corral your bad genetics. Let's see if you can do better.
We had a system. If I had a girl in the room, I put the 'Man of Walk' album outside so you know not to come in. But you're the one who insisted coming in most of the time. Pussy, I knew what you wanted. You wanted to see me screw because it was the closest you could get to being laid.
We're not having a three way.
Why not, everything else has been... I'll pay, Julia.
RRenée
Uh, my name's Renée.
Not tonight, tonight it's Julia [Christian blows out smoke while shaking head] ...Isn't this what you've always wanted, Christian? ...Isn't this your dream? ..To be with Julia and I here in this moment?
You're crazy.
And you haven't got the balls!
RRenée
Maybe I should come back?
No.... Stay, Julia.
S2 E10Kimber Henry
Call me old fashioned, but I like a girl with a few flaws and a brain.
And look at where that got you!
S2 E11Natasha Charles
Look it's men. We're just wired that way, even if some small part of our brain actually gives a damn about your soul, it's always short-circuited by the part that wants to get into your pants.
When I said you should make the most out of yourself I wasn't referring to your bra size.
NNatasha
The best thing of being blind is that you don't fear the unknown, cause everything's unknown.
S2 E12Julia McNamara
Actually I worked for Médecins Sans Frontières.
What?
Doctors without borders.
Oh yeah, yeah... I read about that in Time magazine. You fix some guy's cleft after walking into landmines. That kind of shit.
S2 E13Oona Wentworth
PWPrincipal Wentworth
Excuse me, Miss Moore. If I had a dime for every time a parent threatens legal action, I'd be living in Key West, sipping Piña Coladas and writing short stories.
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