Look, what's happened between the three of you is painful. But we can fix this.
Your mother slept with my best friend, and you were the result, and I didn't know for 17 years, so stop defending them!
Yeah, and my mother is sleeping in a hotel because you kicked her out, and I can hear you crying through the walls at night, so don't you dare scream at me!
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