PWPrincipal Wentworth
Excuse me, Miss Moore. If I had a dime for every time a parent threatens legal action, I'd be living in Key West, sipping Piña Coladas and writing short stories.
“Oona Wentworth” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Christian Troy (2), Sean (2), Matt (1), Ava (1)
Sorry I'm late.
PWPrincipal Wentworth
Have a seat, Mr. McNamara.
It's Troy. Dr. Christian Troy.
PWPrincipal Wentworth
I'm confused. I thought you were his father.
I am. I'm his, uh, biological father.
I have two dads.
PWPrincipal Wentworth
Well, was there a divorce? Oh, got it. Two dads. Emily Willis has two mommies. We're seeing more and more of this.
Matt's father is my partner, Dr. Sean McNamara.
PWPrincipal Wentworth
I understand.
They're not gay, Miss Wentworth. My Mom slept with Christian before she married my Dad.
AAdrian
Technically, I don't have any father figures, but Matt's living in my house and screwing my Mom, so I pretend he's my Dad.
It's true, Miss Wentworth. Matt and I are lovers. I was his life coach.
AAdrian
You see, Matt has a problem. He's a premature ejaculator.
PWPrincipal Wentworth
OK, enough. I deal with dysfunctional families on a daily basis. And trust me, everyone has a story, and none of you are that special.
I know you've slept with some strange types, Christian, but a 50-year-old school principal?
Put it on my tomb stone. Here lies Christian Troy. He was never predictable.
[Edit]
There are times I want to feel more May, than September for a change.
Here is the new world order, Christian. You keep Matt informed on how to minimize orange streaks at spray-on tanning salons, and I'm in charge of all matters concerning his education.
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