Kit, if you want to catch this guy, may I recommend that you expand the scope of your suspects beyond those who know whether you're shaved, waxed or natural
S3 E14Cherry Peck
S3 E15Quentin Costa
[to Christian, who is repairing her carved face] Don't screw this up, asshole. I'm planning to get a book-deal out of this and I don't want to look like the Joker on my dust jacket.
KKit
I just want to know what it's like for someone like you. An out lesbian working in a male-dominated field helping women stuff their bodies with silicone? Holding strong to those feminist beliefs must be awfully frustrating at times.
Let me save you the trouble, OK? I am not some bitter femmy Nazi trying to get back at the world. And I certainly didn't carve my bosses as payback for who they are. And beauty is not a curse, it's a commodity. And I've never had any illusions about what I do.
S4 E1Cindy Plumb
FWDr. Faith Wolper
Have you ever had any loving adult relationships?
Yeah, sure.
FWDr. Faith Wolper
What happened?
One of them married Sean and the other... Well, it just didn't work out. It wasn't my fault. Even Sean couldn't make it work with her.
MMMother of the mother-daughter duo in Christian's bedroom
Do you know what kind of women accept not being kissed? Whores. We're not whores.
No, you're the goddamn Mother of the Year.
BLBurt Landau
My balls are no longer proportionate to my wang. [Edit] Feels like I got an SUV riding around on training wheels down there.
BLBurt Landau
Brains, brains can help you recognise an opportunity but it is balls that make you a risk-taker.
Buy us? We are not for sale!
We are at this price. [Edit] This man eats paper planes and shits out space shuttles.
Think about it, Sean. Look at what your 70-hour work week did to Matt.
Your genes are as responsible for that as are my work habits.
His-and-her facelifts. If this is indicative of the state of relationships in the 21st century, then I'm staying single.
And cocker spaniels all over south Florida howl in relief.
Where is Christian?
I'm sure his spirits are here, but his body is still in the tanning booth.
I was in the neighborhood driving by and decided to see my partner. ...Why is there a statue of a cock in the living room?
It's abstract art, Sean.
S4 E2Blu Monday
Sweetheart, everything I need to know about you is bouncing around in front of my face.
BMBlu Mondae
I couldn't even get a job at SeaWorld because my tits weren't 'family-friendly'.
There is no pro bono for boning a pro.
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