Christian: Michelle is the kind of woman who wants to feel like a spider and I'm a helpless little fly caught in her web.
Liz: Do you think that you could teach me to be as full of shit as you are?
Christian: I thought lesbians didn't play games. I thought it was all about cuddling and sharing of depilatory cream.

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