[enters courtroom angrily] You don't know what you're talking about, lady!
Please, Mr. Fielding, it happens to a lot of men.
Not to me, it doesn't!
Dan, what happened?
They rejected me.
Many are called, but few are frozen.
They rejected you? Why?
His sperm is slow and immature.
[fighting not to laugh] Oh... I'm so sorry I asked.
That's great. Why don't you just go ahead and tell the whole world while you're at it?
[excitedly] I'll start with the cafeteria! [runs out of the courtroom]
Miss Beeker, is this something abnormal?
Oh, not at all. He just doesn't fit within our semen parameters.
Which are?
Sixty million per cc.
I demand a recount!
You know Mr. Fielding your problem could be attributed to fatigue. How recent was your last sexual encounter?
...What time is it now?
It would be no problem to retest you. But to be sure we have an accurate result I suggest you abstain for two weeks.
...From sex?
...Dan?
I got twenty, says he doesn't make it back to his car.
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