Nancy Hines from Records. I have some data for you.
Thanks. Toss it in there, please.
Sorry, I was asked to toss it up here. [She hits Dan in the face with a chocolate cream pie to everyone's amusement] It's from a friend.
It was... one of you, wasn't it?
And it was worth every penny! [laughs]
Flo, that is very nice, but you don't have to cover for me. I called them, Dan!
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You two don't have to cover for me. I was the one that called them!
Uh-uh, uh-uh! It was me!
You want the truth? It was all of you.
...It was?
[laughs] I knew you couldn't resist it. I knew you would want me. I made a deal with the guy out in the hall. I said if he took the money, just for one hit, and gave me the rest, I wouldn't sue him!
You knew we all called!
Yes, I knew! You hate me! You all hate me! Everybody hates me! [He leans into Christine, his face still covered with chocolate cream.] For the first time in my life, I'm taking advantage of being me.
[unable to look at him] You allowed yourself to be humiliated for a few hundred dollars?
Are you crazy? He'd French-kiss a buffalo for a few hundred dollars.
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