What’s next, Mac?
Do the words “chow down” ring a bell, sir?
Your honor, we are starving. Please call a dinner break.
Sir, you can’t ignore your dinner date forever.
Hey, one more case. We’ll work up an appetite.
That’s what you said an hour ago, sir. And mine’s worked up real nice, I mean it’s ready for something raw.
Your Honor, if we do not eat, we will grow weak and then die on your floor.
…Next case, Mac?
…Anita Fries VS Arnold Burger, your honor.
Bull, call them in.
Burger and Fries, please. [A hooker and a man with his hand over his eye walk in]
Anita Fries, your honor. She’s charged with solicitation, prostitution, [Pulls man’s arm away to reveal a black eye] and assault.
In the interest of time, let’s try and keep out the insignificant details. Specifically the graphic ones.
She took my money, and she won’t give it back.
I have a strict no-refund policy.
Your honor, apparently Ms. Fries provided neither... ”goods nor services”.
He’s a pervert.
Oh, come on. One little comment does not make me a...
Mr. Prosecutor, I believe she was referring to your client.
Your honor, my client would like to show the demands made by Mr. Burger. [Hands him a piece of paper]
This is a shopping list.
This sicko gets his kicks off of food. He gives me fifty bucks, and tells me to spend it on ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles, and cherries.
They're in season.
You want to hear what he wanted me to do with this stuff?
No, I don’t.
He wanted me to smear it...
All right. One hour meal break.
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