Can't you ever just be sincere and normal?
In real life? No.
What do you mean, in real life?
On the radio I open up completely, really bare my soul.
You do news, traffic, and weather.
But I mean it.
S3 E21Sleeping
S3 E22The Real Deal
According to these numbers, when Bill's show comes on people turn off their car radios, pull over to the side of the road, abandon their vehicles and walk home rather than risk hearing another second.
There is a very specific way you deal with a woman like that. You get down on your hands and knees and beg her to have sex with you.
S3 E23Mistake
BBrent
I like to try to categorize people by the animal they could be if they tried a little harder.
Look, man, I don't care what you say about me, but making fun of alien technology is just stupid.
S3 E24Space
(reading the news) Tragedy struck today in Sector 9 as rebel terrorists blew up the Death Star killing thousands. The Rebel Alliance, a fringe group of Anti-Empire fanatics, has claimed responsibility for the terrorist act. Fortunately Lord Vader escaped without harm. Our hearts go out to the families of the victims.
No matter how far technology advances it's still just a bunch of wires connected to other wires.
So what's wrong with it?
I can't seem to find any wires.
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