We are hooking up tonight! All five of us. Including the gimp. This is the last wedding of the summer which means it is the last chance. Nobody meets anyone in fall or winter! What, are you going to gamble on the unknown contents of a bulky sweater?
[shakes head] Not me.
Do you realize how important this is?
I do!
Winter…is coming. [pause] No one comes home alone!
You know what? Yeah! Yeah, I’m in.
She’s in.
We’re all in.
Yeah!
I’m in! I can’t hear what’s going on, but I’m in!
All five of us out there, together, in the wild, getting some strange. Like a sex fist!
I’m sorry, what?
Mmm that’s not what you mean.
What’s a sex fist now?
One, two, three, four, five of us, together, make a fist.
You’re making a mistake right now.
Schmidt, Nick, Coach, Winston, Jess - sex fist…
That’s not…
…when you put them all together, tearing our way through the reception…
Slow down!
Are you listening to what you are saying?
Isn’t that sweet, it’s a metaphor for togetherness!
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