Donny
You know you'd be quite happy at home on the streets
Bill
Yeah...
Donny
Though not that many people'd take pity on you...'cause you're pretty ugly.
Bill
Oooh!
Simon
[To Donny] I should explain: Bill is a professional comedian... [Pause as Simon tries to contain his amusement at Donny's stupidity] you won't win!
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