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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · Season 19

Simon, Phill and others in “19x06”

Simon

So we're starting a war with the So-Solid crew.

Phill

Simon, we can't take on da Crew!

Simon

Yeah we can, Bill. What about it? Why don't Bill and I come around and sleep with your wives? And Phill, he's loaded and ready to go! Lets go! I'm coming over with my sex men!

Bill

I have the ears of death!

Simon

And I have a penis! What have you got Phill?

Phill

I've got 300 pounds that you probably won't be able to get from underneath. So it's not a shag, it's more a fight for survival!

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