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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · Season 19

Simon, Phill and others in “19x04”

Simon

You and Stapleton! "The time is nine pm...The place: my Travelodge. Come with me, Penny. Ride me! For I am Stapleton."

Phill

I bet Stapleton, after shagging all night, not a hair out of place.

Maxwell

I bet he does it with a shower cap on.

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