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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · Season 4

Phill, Keith and others in “4x03”

Phill

Is it my mum's radio?

Keith

Oi, oi! I didn't butt in when you were doing yours! (some audience members go "Ooooh!")

Phill

Cheggers Plays Tough!

Mark

I've never seen you this aggressive! What's happened to you tonight?

Keith

I just love game shows, I can't tell you! I get so involved.

Phill

There's no prizes, Keith!

Keith

I know, but it's the pleasure of being on.

Phill

On the way in, he saw an Austin Montego in the car park and he went (as Keith) "That could be it! That could be it! I could be walking away with it at the end of the night!"

Keith

And then I found out it was yours! Anyway... (audience start oooh-ing again and applauding) Oh no, I didn't mean that! I didn't mean that! I apologise!

Sean

Welcome to Cheggers Has A Pop!

Mark

I don't think he's gonna get it, in a minute Sean's going to have to explain the... (makes the hissing noise Sean made) ...noise he's been making for quite some time.

Sean

Sure, no problem.

Mark

I'm gonna pass it over. (to Phill) Do you know what it is?

Phill

It is "Cigarettes & Alcohol by Oh-ars-is.

Mark

It is "Cigarettes & Alcohol" by Oasis, let's hear that...

Mark

You were being a tambourine?

Sean

Yeah!

Phill

A tambourine!?

Mark

Every other week Sean does a movement or says a word or something. This week he went... (makes the hissing sound) ...thinking "they'll all know that's a tambourine!"

Sean

'Cos that's what Liam does before he starts singing every song.

Mark

What?

Sean

(makes the hissing sound)

Phill

The Salvation Army wouldn't sell many copies of War Cry if they walk into a pub, they forgot their tambourines and went... (hisses) "War Cry, sir?" (hisses again)

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