Is it my mum's radio?
Oi, oi! I didn't butt in when you were doing yours! (some audience members go "Ooooh!")
Cheggers Plays Tough!
I've never seen you this aggressive! What's happened to you tonight?
I just love game shows, I can't tell you! I get so involved.
There's no prizes, Keith!
I know, but it's the pleasure of being on.
On the way in, he saw an Austin Montego in the car park and he went (as Keith) "That could be it! That could be it! I could be walking away with it at the end of the night!"
And then I found out it was yours! Anyway... (audience start oooh-ing again and applauding) Oh no, I didn't mean that! I didn't mean that! I apologise!
Welcome to Cheggers Has A Pop!
I don't think he's gonna get it, in a minute Sean's going to have to explain the... (makes the hissing noise Sean made) ...noise he's been making for quite some time.
Sure, no problem.
I'm gonna pass it over. (to Phill) Do you know what it is?
It is "Cigarettes & Alcohol by Oh-ars-is.
It is "Cigarettes & Alcohol" by Oasis, let's hear that...
You were being a tambourine?
Yeah!
A tambourine!?
Every other week Sean does a movement or says a word or something. This week he went... (makes the hissing sound) ...thinking "they'll all know that's a tambourine!"
'Cos that's what Liam does before he starts singing every song.
What?
(makes the hissing sound)
The Salvation Army wouldn't sell many copies of War Cry if they walk into a pub, they forgot their tambourines and went... (hisses) "War Cry, sir?" (hisses again)
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