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Never Mind the Buzzcocks · Season 4

Phil, Emmy-Kate and others in “4x03”

Phil

Sunday afternoon, lot of cars in a field selling gear out the back.

Emmy-Kate

Incorrect. That's a car boot sale. What a booty call is, is we're all very aware about pregnancy in pop recently, and here we have an example, not this lady (points to the screen), but the other one, Mel. She's pregnant.

Mark

Yes.

Emmy-Kate

She has needs, other needs. She has to make these needs known. She has to phone Mothercare and order baby clothes, little booties...

Mark

I got where you're coming from. No.

Tom

It's actually something that pirates do, like "Jim, lad, we've found the treasure!"

Mark

Tom Robinson and his "pieces of eight" material, ladies and gentlemen.

Phil

It's an 0898 number for pirates. (as a pirate) "Arr, looking to call a pirate? Want to talk to other pirates? Call 0898..."

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