With regulars Simon Amstell and Phill Jupitus
With guests James Corden (Guest captain), Germaine Greer, Glenn Wool, Gabriella Climi and James Allen.
Thanks, hi! Hello, and welcome to the show! Well, look. We're almost halfway through the run, and the data has just come back from our market and research team. The word is this series is only slightly worse than the last one! What about that, people! [applause] Only slightly worse! Good news! But to avoid further decline, because there could be further decline, we've had Britain's finest minds working through the night to come up with a solid rescue plan, and here it is.
[The screen behind Simon flashes the message: "LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS - SLIGHTLY." The people laugh at that.]
That should do it, right?
[during Identity Parade]
2 looks like he's going to kill me! I haven't even said anything! What's wrong?
I think he thinks you dissed public transport!
Why did you leave Australia, Germaine?
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