Ned Bigby quotes from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

I'm popular and pretty. GO OUT WITH ME.

My fart belongs to Jennifer.

What? Your WHAT?!

My fart!

Ned

HE MEANS HEART!!!

Moze

How did Missy get you to ask her to Seth's party?

Ned

Well...

Ned

She wore me down. But, anyway, I need to move on from [sees Suzie] SUZIE CRABGRASS?!

Seth

Yeah, I invited Suzie and she came. (turns to Ned) I bet you're feeling pretty conflicted right now. Anyway, laters.

Ned

Ahem. You wanted to see the Wild Boy, right?

Moze

It didn't happen. [Ned steps out looking like the wild boy; she giggles]

Ned

I don't think things are working out with me and Suzie.

Moze

And Loomer's not my type.

Ned

Well, what is your type?

Moze

You know me. I like the wild boys.

Ned

So, maybe... we should go out. You know, boyfriend-girlfriend, more than friends?

Moze

(as the two hold hands) Holding hands, talking all night, heart-shaped candies on Valentine's Day?

Ned

I'm ready if you are.

Moze

Bring it on.

(in unison) Best field trip ever.

Cookie

(walks in on Ned and Moze) Was I interrupting something?

(in unison) We're going out now!

Cookie

Cool!

Ned

So, looks like Gordy's done chasing weasels.

Cookie

I got my pizza date with Lisa and I'm going to meet her now.

Moze

And now that Ned and I are going out, [Ned puts his arm around her] we'll join ya.

Ned

And we all lived happily ever after.