Seth quotes from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Seth

Hey! Jennifer is my girl, bucko!

Seth

[after fighting with Faymen for Jennifer's honor] We're really tired from girl honor fighting.

Seth

(His guards don't let him in) Sorry, Cookie, but my parents banned you because of what happened last year.

Cookie

What? What did I do?

Cookie

So I almost burned down the house. It wasn't my fault. It's the song that should be banned and not me.

Seth

Yeah, sorry, but speaking of fire, did you see Lisa? She is hot. (Cookie says nothing) Laters!

Cookie

But.....[he walks out]

Simone

How dare you!

Seth

What did I do?

Simone

How dare you not remember what you did!

Seth

Who are you?!

Simone

How dare you not remember who I am! [Simone slaps his face and he falls down] Stay away from him!

Moze

How did Missy get you to ask her to Seth's party?

Ned

Well...

Ned

She wore me down. But, anyway, I need to move on from [sees Suzie] SUZIE CRABGRASS?!

Seth

Yeah, I invited Suzie and she came. (turns to Ned) I bet you're feeling pretty conflicted right now. Anyway, laters.