Evelyn quotes from Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

Evelyn

[after kissing Cookie] You drive me crazy. [slaps him, leaving him with a confused, awestruck expression]

Evelyn

That's it, I QUIT! I'd rather get an F than work with you, Cook!

Evelyn

You see since, I actually never trust people, I researched and learned Cook's house is not for sale, there are no coconut factories in Hawaii, and I called his dad and he said Simon is in big trouble.