“Listen kid, I don't want to hurt your...” – Tony, NCIS ... TV Quotes Database

Listen kid, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but you're not exactly Abby's type.

I've taken care of that. Remember that urge you were talking about?

[nods]

I went with Mom.

[stands there in shock, realizing McGee just got a tattoo on his butt to impress Abby]

[Later]

I wonder what he said to make Tony speechless?

He told him he got a tat on his ass.

[Gapes at the elevator McGee just entered]

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