“Sub Rosa” · Season 1, Episode 7
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (9), Kate Todd (7), Tony DiNozzo (6), Timothy McGee (4)
[after she spills Gibbs' coffee] What do you put in your coffee?
Coffee.
Okay...I'll...just go down the hall and get you another cup.
That's...not coffee.
[after Gibbs storms out]
I've never experienced Gibbs without his morning coffee. We're in uncharted waters here, Kate.
I've heard stories about Special Agent Gibbs.
Only half of them are true...the trick is figuring out which half.
....to replace me because I shave my legs and not my face is unconscionable and certainly not in the best interests of the case.
You claustrophobic?
No.
Good. [walks away]
I'm going?!
Don't forget to wax.
Go and un-hydrate.
I never heard it called that before.
[after DiNozzo throws a rock through a window to illegally gain entrance to a house]
That's breaking and entering.
No. That was breaking... and this is entering.
[after an emergency blow to the surface aboard a submarine] Wow...
Yeah, that's what they all tell me.
Listen kid, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but you're not exactly Abby's type.
I've taken care of that. Remember that urge you were talking about?
[nods]
I went with Mom.
[stands there in shock, realizing McGee just got a tattoo on his butt to impress Abby]
[Later]
I wonder what he said to make Tony speechless?
He told him he got a tat on his ass.
[Gapes at the elevator McGee just entered]
[A group of environmental activists are outside the base protesting the use of sonar]
Whale-huggers?
Yes, sir. Been doing this for weeks.
Why don't you just shoot them?
I'd be tempted.
Let's pay a visit to the submarine squadron commander. [walks away]
You'll wanna avoid Captain Veitch.
[stops in his tracks, turns to McGee] What?
Um, I met him once before... and he can be very difficult.
[Gibbs walks towards McGee]
[into McGee's face] And you don't think I could be difficult?
[intimidated] I'm sure you can, sir.
[Kate and Tony smile at each other]
[rants to Gibbs] What is this? Victorian England? The men with their cigars and brandy while the ladies sip tea in another room? To replace me because I shave my legs and not my face is unconscionable and certainly not in the best interests of the case.
[calmly] You claustrophobic?
No.
[smiles] Good. [walks away]
I'm going?!
Don't forget to wax.
(puts a bottle of water in front of Kate) Drink.
What's with all the water?
You got to stay hydrated on a submarine!
All you've had me doing is hydrating!
Drink it! (after she has drunk a mouthful) So how's your bladder?
(shocked at her boss asking her that) What?
The COB's at the end of the passageway keeping an eye on us! You've got to distract him! (she looks at him as if to say "carry on") You're gonna need help working the toilet!
Gibbs...
Kate. On a submarine it's a very complicated piece of machinery!
Is that why you've been shoving water down my throat for the past hour?
I want to check out Petty Officer Thompson!
Well you don't have to drown me. You could just ask!
Hydrating's good for ya. Go un-hydrate!
(turns to face him) I've never heard it called that before!
(shooing her out the door, whispers) Go on!
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