Why you jumping with us, Sir?
Always wanted to jump. Gibbs came along to laugh.
S1 E2Hung Out To Dry
We're going with you boys. NCIS training mission.
CFCapt. Faul
Now why don't I believe that? Hell, why not! Hate to pass up an opportunity to toss a couple of NCIS agents out of a plane.
Come on, lets get you boots, you can't do field work in heels.
Depends what kind of field work!
DiNozzo, your mind goes from X to XXX.
Yeh...
Wow! In that outfit, you could be NCIS cover girl.
Sulfuric acid. That'd chew the shine off a trailer hitch.
How'd you get into this stuff?
Filled out an application.
I mean...forensics.
Oh, uh, when I was kid we used to live by this lot where hey brought all the burned out hulks from the gnarliest car wrecks. I used to sneak in at night and take pictures. It wasn't about the gore. It was about figuring out how things happened. You know, like action, reaction, the science of the whole thing. I got hooked. How about you?
Actually, I wanted to be a lawyer. I did a...a year in law school. It felt like ten years in prison.
With really boring inmates? (Kate laughs)
Admit it. You just like strapping on a gun.
More than one.
Really? You packing more heat than meets the eye?
Those your only tattoos?
You show me yours, I'll show you mine. (Kate chuckles)
My dad gave me a power sander for my birthday. I don't really power-sand much.You're welcome to it.
Besides that bare bulb and that plug going to that idiot box do you see a power cord anywhere around here?
You use hand tools, huh?
I use my hands.
Jumping's gotta be so cool.
Hey. You wanna play paratrooper? Pay $180 dollars and take your class like all those other weekend warriors.
Yeah, I have so many weekends free.
CBCorporal Brinkman
Why are you jumping with us, Sir?
I always wanted to jump. Agent Gibbs came along to laugh.
CDCorporal Dafelmair
Hard to believe Dave killed Thumper over a lousy two week suspension, Sir.
Yeah.
BBrinkman
Thumper rode him, Sir, but no more than the rest of us. It just doesn't make sense.
Oh no!
What? Chickening out?
Thirteen. It's my first jump and my reserve number is number Thirteen.
Wouldn't have bothered Thumper, would it, guys? (Brinkman and Dafelmair look at each other)
Either of you superstitious?
BDBrinkman and Dafelmair
No, Sir.
Great. Why don't you swap with Corporal Brinkman?
What's your reserve chute number?
BBrinkman
Four.
Four? No, four's unlucky in China.
We're not in China.
I don't care. What's your number?
Eight.
Great. Eight's lucky in China.
There a problem?
DDafelmair
No, Sir.
Look who I found. MPs weren't gonna let her pass.
I've got my SIG and badge, but HQ didn't issue my photo ID. Oh my, God. Is this for real?
Unfortunately, my dear, it is.
(Hands Kate gloves) Put 'em on.
Huh, your first crime scene with us, Caitlin.
What about Air Force One?
Doesn't count, you were in the Secret Service. Hey, Tony, take a team photo for posterity.
Forget posterity. The sun's gonna be up soon. Welcome to NCIS. [hands Kate a pair of boots]
How did you know my size?
Put 'em on. You can't work a field in high heels. [smiles]
Depends on the kind of work you're doing.
Your mind, DiNozzo, runs the gamut from "X" to triple "X".
Yeah?
Thanks, DiNozzo.
Hey, you could be the NCIS poster girl in that outfit.
FCaptain Faul
Why didn't you just ask to see my key?
Agent Todd is new. Just teaching her how to interrogate!
CCaptain
Wait. You suspected me! That's why you wanted to know what I'd been doing all day!
If the Captain was a suspect...wouldn't we have read him his rights?
Very good, Agent Todd! Great!
It's just a lump of dead skin!
Well there's an armed forces registry. All their DNA would be on file!
That was created to identify bodies ONLY!
Well there's gotta be a way around that!
Now you're thinking like an NCIS agent! (Kate smiles at him and bites her lip)
You're looking at infrared of Bolivia's Best!
Cocaine?
The killer's using it?
Oh no way! The rock's too pure! This is probably from the cutting and the weighing!
Why don't I think that Thumper was killed cause of Cpl Ramsey's rigging?
What happened to "The Sad End of a Drano Drinker"?
I did a new one!
It was my favorite!
Art can't stand still, Tony!
So what's this one?
"Self Inflicted ShotGun Wound to the Abdomen"!
Of course!
I think I've got a theme like with my "ShotGun Shattered BackBone" I've got like a Chagal feeling going on!
Like in a Manson family way!
Yeah!
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