I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. I haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but there's something about his silver hair that gets me all tingly inside.
Excuse me, I think I'm going to vomit.
I'm joking, Tony. Except for the part about Gibbs's hair. That is really hot.
What seems to be the problem Abs?
McGee's ignoring me!
Easily fixable. [slaps McGee on the back of the head]
Ow! What was that for?
Don't ignore Abby; she's sensitive.
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