“Baltimore” · Season 8, Episode 22
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Timothy McGee (2), Ziva David (1), Abby Sciuto (1)
Look, I'm just saying that I think Tony is more upset than he's letting on.
Yes, but he and his partner had not spoken in years.
Okay, let's say you and I hadn't spoken in years, and I get my throat slit by a serial killer.
I would hunt him down, and make him regret the day he was born. You're not just any partner, McGee!
Neither is Tony.
[reading his fortune cookie message] Love is for the lucky and the brave. Why is that for me?
Hey man, asking your high school music teacher out qualifies as brave in my book.
Wendy asked me out, remember?
See, that's why you can dress like that. 'Cause you're good-looking, but one of these days, the looks are going to run out.
I plan to be safely married by then.
Well if not, you might want to consider a new wardrobe. Seriously. Yeah, with the right clothes, you'd be unstoppable.
[telling Abby and McGee how he recognized a possible suspect's picture] Rule number 35.
[look at each other and smile] Always watch the watchers.
[In a flashback, Tony is talking to Gibbs over the phone. Gibbs' cell rings in the background]
You need to get that?
No. My wife.
[...]
[phones rings again] Ah, I gotta get this one.
Is that your wife again?
Divorce lawyer.
Maybe being a cop isn't for me. [Gibbs smacks Tony on the head, to his surprise] Did you just physically assault me?
I don't have a lot of rules, but rule number five is 'you don't waste good.' You're good.
You gonna make a habit of that?
[talking about Gibbs, in flashback] Who'd wanna be a navy cop? I'd rather have the plague.
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