Tony and Danny in “Baltimore”

Tony

[reading his fortune cookie message] Love is for the lucky and the brave. Why is that for me?

Hey man, asking your high school music teacher out qualifies as brave in my book.

Tony

Wendy asked me out, remember?

See, that's why you can dress like that. 'Cause you're good-looking, but one of these days, the looks are going to run out.

Tony

I plan to be safely married by then.

Well if not, you might want to consider a new wardrobe. Seriously. Yeah, with the right clothes, you'd be unstoppable.