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NCIS · Season 8, Episode 12

“Recruited” quotes from NCIS

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“Recruited” · Season 8, Episode 12

In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Timothy McGee (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Ziva David (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Leon Vance (1)

[Tony looks pensively at Ziva's desk]

So, where is she?

[starts] Who?

Tony, Ziva's been gone since Thursday.

Oh! Ziva. Gosh, I hadn't noticed.

You are lying.

McGoo, I have better things to do than obsess about the whereabouts of our little miss fancy-pants Ziva.

Like what?

Well, for starters, there's lunch. Today I'm picking falafel.

Tony.

All right. She spent the weekend with him.

Who?

The sire of South Beach. The king of Key West. The man with the mister -- I'm running out of things to call him.

She won't even tell us his name.

[kisses Abby's cheek] Thank you, Abs.

WMDr. Walter Magnus

He -- he just kissed her.

Consider it an innocent gesture of endearment.

[McGee sneezes]

Cover your mouth.

I'm allergic to sawdust. Mostly pine. I'm better with hardwoods. You know, walnut, oak.

Were you a sickly child? Because I'm betting you were a sickly child.

I need my inhaler.

I want Ziva back.

5 kids Craig was advising. Hi I thought you were in Miami. You look positively awlpine.

He came to me. We went skiing again this time to Vermont.

Vermont that's so quant they have all those lovely little country inns and uhh, cozy fires and sticky syrup that gets every where.

He enjoys nature and I discovered that he's a fantastic cook he made this whoow delicious awzooboko.

Aren't you lucky so he's a real renasaunce man.

He is an expierence man who knows how to enjoy life there is a difference.

So when do we get to meet him and please tell us his name.

Oh, no please let me guess. Zeus uhh Thor.

His name is Ray.

Ray what a nice little name. Ray like Ray Crock or Ray Charles or Sugar Ray.

Umm, I promise you Ray is a good man.

How are you holding up Leon?

How do you think? On a strict diet of paperwork and painkillers.

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