The paparazzi's gonna love this, Ziva, How do I look?
“Ships In The Night” · Season 8, Episode 11
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Agent Abigail Borin (2), Ziva David (1), Ducky Mallard (1)
1L1st Lt. Jeremy Nolan
Rough night?
Blind date. On a boat.
NNolan
Nowhere to go.
[sarcastically] Overboard?
NNolan
Should I call the Coast Guard?
I don't need more money. I need more time. Just think of all the women I could've dated.
I would rather not.
Respectfully dated. [Ziva looks at him] But it's never too late. [goes to his file cabinet]
What are you doing?
Tallying up my overtime.
You got more coming Skippy. [Tony and McGee look at him] Grab your gear.
Got another all-nighter?
You can sleep when you're dead.
[to police officers] I need this area kept clear of passengers even if they claim to be my date. [Gibbs arrives at crime scene] Agent Gibbs.
Agent Borin. [smiles] We gotta stop meeting like this.
You mean when NCIS takes over one of my cases. My call was a courtesy, not an invitation.
Body trumps boat.
[Gibbs takes a look at the victim, a dead Marine officer]
[looks over Borin's blood-stained dress] That's a nice dress. Are you cold?
Tried to give him CPR. And no.
The, uh, gift shop was all out of pantsuits. [hands her some clothing] Unless you'd rather just go home.
And let you have all the fun? [takes clothing] Don't think you're getting rid of me that easily, Gibbs.
[laughs] I didn't.
[Tony is on the boat addressing the passengers]
Ladies and gentlemen, excuse me, if I could have your attention. Thank you. I know it's been a long night. Consider it your murder-mystery dinner-theater on the Potomac. Was dinner, now it's breakfast. Well, looks like Colonel Mustard was killed on the deck with a lead pipe, maybe lead bullets. [as Poirot, with a French accent] Only by interrogating each and everyone of you, individually, can we hope to see the light! [clears throat] Albert Finney doing Hercule Poirot, 1974's Murder on the Orient Express.
[The passengers stare at Tony and look at each other]
[talking to corpse] Celebrities have always existed, from promiscuous monarchs to Roman gladiators. [...] These days, however, fame is more easily obtained. Anyone with enough money and a lack of self-respect can become famous just by being famous. We've gone from Socrates to Snooki. I can understand you wanting to distance yourself from such a frivolous lifestyle.
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