I'll call Tony.
I'll call Abby. [they both run]
ZMZiva & McGee
[via webcam] Gibbs has a father!
TATony & Abby
Tell me everything!
“Heartland” · Season 6, Episode 4
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (5), Timothy McGee (5), Ziva David (4), Tony DiNozzo (3), Abby Sciuto (2), Jackson Gibbs (2), Ducky Mallard (1), Shannon (1)
Do you feel that?
[digging through trash] What? Week-old bananas?
No. We are being watched.
How do you do that?
[Flashback to 1976 when Gibbs meets his wife, Shannon, for the first time]
Are you waiting for the train, too? [she nods] We could sit together.
I don't know. It's a long ride, but I guess you're not a lumberjack.
No.
I have a rule. It's either rule number one or number three: never date a lumberjack.
You got a rule for everything?
I'm working on it. Everyone needs a code they can live by. What's your name?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
I'm just gonna call you Gibbs.
You can call me anything you want.
I'm Shannon.
[Ducky arrives at the crime scene in a tuxedo.]
Haven't you ever heard of a night at the opera?
Sure, the Marx Brothers at their most hilarious. Groucho as Otis B. Driftwood. I love the part where they rip up the contract.
[imitating Groucho Marx] "That's no good-a for you, it's no good-a for me!"
So when was the last time you went home?
I make it a point to go home every night.
[Gibbs, McGee and Ziva arrive in Stillwater.]
SGSheriff Gantry
You know, if you had a little tennis ball buzzcut, instead of all that salt and pepper, you'd remind me of this skinny little wiseass I used to know.
[chuckles] How you been, Ed?
[to Gibbs, points to a Winchester rifle on the wall] Is that the gun you learned to shoot with?
GGibbs
No one was ever allowed to touch that Winchester.
Let that be a lesson in parenting. Tell a kid he can't have a rifle and he grows up to be a sniper.
[Gibbs looks at his dad awkwardly]
I'll call Tony.
I'll call Abby. [they both run to the laptop]
[...]
ZMZiva & McGee
[via webcam] Gibbs has a father!
TATony & Abby
[back at the lab] Tell me everything!
His name is Jackson. He's a good talker. He may have winked at me.
Gibbs is very different around him.
[excitedly] Different how? Different bad? Different good?
He's like a teenager. Sort of.
Okay, I'm coming...! I'm going...! I'm leaving!
Me, too!
Everybody's always lying to you, all the time. Can't you ever just take things as you see 'em?
I see people lying to me!
[sighs] You were such a happy child.
Boss, I talked to Tony and Abby...
"Boss"? [to Jethro] You make them call you that? [to McGee] He's not a...! [catches himself] Are you a boss, Leroy?
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