What's going on here?
Don't know. Don't care. None of my business DiNosey.
You are such a control geek.
Freak.
Yes, that too.
“Capitol Offence” · Season 6, Episode 3
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (5), Ziva David (5), Timothy McGee (4), Abby Sciuto (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1)
So you stayed at Ab's last night, huh? You guys sleep in the same room?
It is a one-bedroom apartment.
One bedroom, one bed? One coffin?
You want the truth?
Yeah, [as Jack Nicholson] I think I can handle the truth.
My building was being fumigated and Abby was kind enough to let me stay over... on the couch... in my pajamas.
Come on, work with me! Couldn't you lie just a little bit?
So what's up with El Jefe? Yesterday he leaves the crime scene with no explanation. Today he knew the Admiral had a problem with the victim. Where'd he get that?
Maybe he's bluffing.
Uh-uh. It was on the nose.
Whose nose?
On the money. Bullseye. Right as rain. You were doing better before you went back to Israel. You've reverted.
Abby, what are you doing?
A boundary has been crossed. I've been violated. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Yeah? Tell me.
Someone stole my cupcake.
Hey. You looking for me, Tony?
No, I am. Do you think I'm an idiot?
No.
What, you thought I wouldn't figure it out?
What is she talking about?
The cupcake.
You stole it from my refrigerator. I have forensic evidence. Your big fat finger print.
Oh, come on, you think I'm that stupid? Look, if I was going to steal your precious cupcake I would not leave a fingerprint on your refrigerator.
You didn't. You used latex gloves. Brand new box, McGee. Only prints, mine and yours.
You said you were going gluten-free.
Where is it, McGee?
I was saving you from yourself, Abby.
Where did you save it, McGee?
Okay, I ate it. It was late, I hadn't eaten since lunch, the machine in the break room was empty and it looked so good.
[hugs McGee] What were you thinking, McGee? She's a world-class forensic scientist. [dope-slaps him]
I bought the cupcake for Abby. [dope-slaps him]
So, how was it?
It was life-changing.
I need a DNA swab.
What's this about?
Someone stole her cupcake.
No! It's an invasion of privacy!
[glares at him] McGee, I will get your DNA one way or the other.
Do what the woman says. She sleeps in a coffin.
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