Mr. Palmer, tell Gibbs he can send in the B-team.
Implies there's an A-team, Duck.
Isn't there?
“Last Man Standing” · Season 6, Episode 1
In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (4), Tony DiNozzo (2), Timothy McGee (2), Ducky Mallard (2), Abby Sciuto (1), Jimmy Palmer (1), Leon Vance (1), Eli David (1)
Anything else?
A number.
One, two, six?
One hundred and twenty six. That is the number of days that Tony, McGee and Ziva have been gone. I really didn't think you'd let it get into triple digits, Gibbs! But now it's way more! It's like a third of a whole year! I miss them!
Abby, you had lunch with McGee yesterday.
It's not the same. I miss them collectively, as a group. My three musketeers.
[talking on the webcam to McGee, he puts on a pirate-ish Irish accent] Ah, life in the ocean blue, me hearties. If the scurvy don't get you, the pox will. And tell me this, me little McShipmate, how is that scurrilous, blackhearted, pirate king of ours, Captain One-Shot Gibbs?
[walking on-sceen, but Tony can see him.] I'm just fine, DiNozzo.
[startled] Oh! Um... ah. [headslaps himself] There you go, boss. Welcome aboard.
Got work to do.
I'm on it, boss. What am I on, McGee?
Are you alone?
Oh, yeah! Just me and 5000 of my closest friends. I AM NEVER ALONE! [looks over shoulder, then whispers] I really need to come home, boss.
Working on it.
Is this hacking, McGee? Are we hacking?
We are not hacking, Tony.
But it is illegal, right? Don't answer that. I know it's illegal. I'm having fun.
You know, Leon, sometimes, those who know me ask me directly -- the brave among them -- but most of the time the others, I can feel them looking at me and silently wondering, how can a father possibly raise his daughter to be a professional killer?
A question that I've never asked you because I know the answer.
Every day is a fight to survive. It is my dream that my daughter will not have to make that decision with her sons and her daughters; I would like my grandchildren to be doctors and architects, to live a happy life, to grow fat and old. [pause] You want her back, don't you.
Yes, Eli, I want her back.
Tell me, Leon, are we winning?
I don't know, Eli.
I like to think we are... and then there's something else: a bombing, a kidnapping, an atrocity. Use her well, Leon. Ziva is the sharp end of the spear.
Thank you, Eli.
[About the victim] Sleeping?
Well there are other reasons why men take their clothes off to go to bed, Jethro.
Any evidence of that?
Well he did come to a sticky end. [Awkward silence.] I'll go get the gurney.
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