“Bury Your Dead” · Season 5, Episode 1
In this episode: Ziva David (5), Tony DiNozzo (3), Timothy McGee (3), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jenny Shepard (1)
What're you doing here?
I asked first.
Well technically, Ziva, I think that if we were to put that to the test you'd find that it was too close to call. But, since my parents raised a gentleman and yours raised a killer, I was defragging my computers.
Liar.
His cover is teaching film online in American university.
Tony, a teacher?
No wonder he's been compromised. Who's bright idea was that?
Mine.
What was that for?
Believing I was dead.
Hey, I never believed that you were dead. Ziva was the one that gave up on you.
Don't even think about the headslap.
Tony! I knew you'd be alright, I knew it! Everybody else gave you up for dead, even Ziva!
OK, so I may have acted a little... hastily.
That's my letter opener!
Excellent balance and weight. The edge is a little dull, but I have always admired it.
(checks his desk) Where's my American Pie coffee mug?
Palmer.
Mighty Mouse stapler?
Ducky. (looks over his shoulder) Hey, Ducky!
[Tony turns and sees Ducky, caught in the act of trying to replace Tony's Mighty Mouse stapler.]
My dear fellow... I never believed it for a moment!
You ever lie to someone you love, Ziva?
Yes.
They ever forgive you?
They never found out.
Mine found out.
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