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NCIS · Season 4, Episode 14

“Blowback” quotes from NCIS

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“Blowback” · Season 4, Episode 14

In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (6), Ziva David (6), Jenny Shepard (2), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (1), Timothy McGee (1), Ducky Mallard (1)

You were supposed to keep Mister Harrow under surveillance, not chase him into a coronary!

Director, once he made us, we had to take him into custody, didn't we?

No, the Director's right. We could of let Haro escape. If he sold ARES, we could of caught "Black Rose" or "La Grenouille" selling it to Iran!

Don't be cute, Officer David! I'm saying there had to be a better way! Right Tony? [Jenny glares at Tony for some support]

Uh, that's right Director. They could've -

- Shot him.

That's right, they could have shot him.

Of course, in high octane situation, Ziva reverts to her Mossad training and probably would've put a round through his heart.

Three rounds...

And McGee, not to be outdone, would've -

- Added three more rounds.

Gibbs...

See, there you go. Six rounds, same result. One dead Mister Harrow.

[Ducky walks over to the group]

I signed for the body. Cause of death was most likely a - [noticing Jenny glaring at Gibbs] Am I interrupting?

Not at all, Doctor. We were just discussing the various ways NCIS could have killed Mister Harrow besides chasing him to death!

I am interrupting... [Turns around and starts to walk away]

Doctor! [Ducky turns back] Death was most likely caused by?

Myocardial Infarction. It was probably brought on by a combination of a high fat Western diet, little exercise, and the mistaken belief he could run up all those stairs. Rigorous for most - rigor mortis for him.

Anything else?

Well, not until I do the - [Jenny glares at Gibbs and then hurries off] - autopsy.

That's Ares?

According to McGeek. Ziva watch the road!

I have great peripheral vision.

My sphincter doesn't.

At least we won't have trouble finding it.

Really?

Tony, it's the size of an ATM!

Will you tell me her name if I find the pirate's copy of ARES?

Pirated copy.

That's what I said.

No, you said pirate's copy. A pirate is a person like 'Captain Jack Sparrow'. A pirated copy...

Who is 'Jack Sparrow'?

Johnny Depp.

He's a pirate?

No, he's an actor.

Oh.

How did we get here?

I drove.

This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack

Needle in a haystack.

I like my description better.

[as Ziva enters] Oh, this should be interesting. Goliath, I'd like you to meet one of our Israeli friends.

[Ziva slaps Lissack.]

[in Hebrew] You are a traitor to our country and our people.

ELEli "Goliath" Lissack

[in Hebrew] I never sell weapons to Hamas or Hezbollah!

[Furious, she grabs him by the front of his coat.]

[in English] You sell to people who do!

You're lucky she doesn't have her slingshot.

ELEli "Goliath" Lissack

Zaire? You are taking me to Zaire?

You sold a shipment of RPGs to their army. They were very disappointed with the quality of the merchandise.

I believe the President himself is eager to discuss how you stiffed him.

He, in turn, has some information Mossad needs...

And we owe Mossad a favor since they told us you were in D.C., so here we are. We deliver you to Zaire, the President gives Mossad the information it needs, and everyone is happy.

[eyeing Goliath] Well, not everyone.

ELEli "Goliath" Lissack

[desperate] Please, I-I am very wealthy. I have diamonds!

[pretends to wince] Ooh, you had diamonds. This jet is very expensive, and somebody had to pay for it.

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