Will you tell me her name if I find the pirate's copy of ARES?
Pirated copy.
That's what I said.
No, you said pirate's copy. A pirate is a person like 'Captain Jack Sparrow'. A pirated copy...
Who is 'Jack Sparrow'?
Johnny Depp.
He's a pirate?
No, he's an actor.
Oh.
How did we get here?
I drove.
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