NCIS: New Orleans Season 2 quotes

Wade

[on Pride's busy life] Your work... the bar... your daughter... not to mention the bounty on your head...

You're a federal agent?

Patton

Well, I like to think of it more like superhero. When NCIS needs me, I swoop in to save the day.

Percy

Well, you are the guy who said JFK got abducted by aliens.

Sebastian

I don't say that. The evidence does.

LaSalle

[about some intoxicated female witnesses] One less daiquiri, and they could've been useful.

Percy

You sure you don't want to give it another try?

Brody

Practice your 'enhanced interrogation techniques'?

LaSalle

Y'all have dirty minds.

Pride

Well, we just need one reason to have ten days of fun.

Pride

They'll be relocating to this prison soon.

Guess I'll have some company.

Pride

No, Zed. You won't.

Wade

You're perfectly able to look after yourself normally, but when things get personal, I can't help but worry about your judgment.

Pride

Loretta!

Wade

That you may end up on the wrong side of my autopsy table.

LaSalle

Then you get the recent additions to the I hate Dwayne Pride club.

I don't know how you Navy cops work a case, but I do it like I'm walking down the street - one foot in front of the other.

Percy

Look, I've been where you are, Laurel. I *know* how you feel.

Laurel

How do you get over it?

Percy

You don't. You learn to live with it. You survive it. You survive.

Pride

Face-to-face with mortality affects a person. You're no different. Denyin' it doesn't do you or anyone else any good.

Wade

We all die, Sebastian. That doesn't mean we don't celebrate the life that was led.

Pride

Killin' a man at another man's funeral. Doesn't get much worse than that.

LaSalle

Where I grew up, you live, you die, you get buried -- no fuss, no muss. Besides, I appreciate life just fine, thank you.

Percy

I'm sure you do. You live, you party, meet some girls, party some more. No fuss, no muss.

LaSalle

Something like that!

Brody

You wanna explain why you karate-chopped my coffee back there?